GreenPlasticSushiGrass

They’re OK with having a convicted criminal for president. He was a criminal for the entire term.

So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.

OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.

End quote asana.

There's a Slowpoke meme here, but I'm too lazy to make it.

It was a flash game called flOw. You're just a microbe wandering around eating things, and you occasionally evolve, based on what you ate. I can't find an instance that works properly with a flash emulator, but that game would actually lower my heart rate.

This is our boy, Jude. He's silently judging Eddie for being so silly. Somehow, I think Eddie doesn't care.

If I told her, "bish, make me a sammich!", I would get a no-sex sammich. It would be all that I get to eat for days, and it would differ from the sandwich I might make for myself by the number of people involved.

Hey, now! Moscow Mitch hates being called Moscow Mitch, so we probably shouldn't call him Moscow Mitch because the nickname Moscow Mitch might become popular again and that would upset Moscow Mitch on the day that Moscow Mitch announced that he's stepping down from Moscow Mitch's leadership role.

A wakeyuppyman is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

I'm not messing with that soft paywall. Are they saying that parents who let their frozen embryos go bad in the freezer are guilty of murder or manslaughter?

Found on Mastodon today.

I'm the SO of someone with ADD who was similarly affected. It messed her up for months. Things are just getting back to normal now. On the bright side, she has less insomnia on the new meds.

A declaration carries no weight in the court of international law unless they said "dibs".

But Daredevil could still "see" her, using his powers. For me, that would be a dealbreaker, but who knows? Maybe he's into gorgons.

First person, but sometimes there's a soundtrack.

Added to my wallpaper folder. Thanks!

I, for one, am keenly interested in Kid Rock's opinion on the role of central banking in a post-pandemic economy. /s

Yes! Taco Bell is the go-to fast food restaurant for vegetarians. I suggest the black bean chalupa supreme, veggie mexican pizza, and cheesy fiesta potatoes. Unfortunately, that meal and a beverage will probably cost about $17 usd these days

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Doesn't see c/theonion
Fuck.