

I literally keep a list on my phone of what you say in your sleep. Some of my favorites include:
- This is why I don't date senators. (Still don't know why)
- It's soup day!
- I swear that spearfish is a hooker.
- Shut the fffffffffuck up. (Not directed at me)
- Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham…
- (Heavy sigh) I miss Zimbabwe. (Has never been to Zimbabwe)
I feel judged.