It’s completely not a thing in any country I’ve visited except America. You guys are the gold ribbon looniest.

Basically the same reason though: woeful government underinvestment in order to funnel money to the ruling class.

But look how many awful fish she could be killing!

🙄 That’s your answer to everything.

What’s the three-digit pager code for societal collapse?

We will age and die in our office chairs, and our Zalpha children will burn our bodies to fuel their air conditioners. We will finally find our purpose. Don’t worry about us: we are content enough.

We’ve been around for like sixty years now. If we were milk we would have developed culture. But we’re not so we didn’t.

I was expecting a plastic seat.

If they make it too hard I’ll stop watching. I have no intention of watching their ads (ads are psychological abuse), and they charge way-yyy too much for premium.

Av another cado.

Reasonable point. I shall cogitate on that.

In the interests of maintaining a healthy population, we have increased our investment in hospitals. Every doctor has a new gun and will shoot you if you’re sick.

Exactly. If that money has been paid as tax, it might have done more good. He didn’t want people to decide democratically how to spend the money; he wanted to control it himself.

How is babby formed?

Oh Jesus. Imagine what Nigel Farage would say if he overheard me giving the measurements of my curtains in centimeters. He’d have me catapulted to Rwanda.

It’s because we’re stuck with a bunch of twats who can’t let go of the past. They’ll stick with Imperial measurements, mostly because the word looks like “Imperialist” and that’s the side they want to be on. Jacob Rees-Mogg is a wrought-iron dildo.

When people tell you who they are, believe them.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

I vote it for Best Supporting Caption.

You don’t have any, do you?