C’mon, RTFM, Legs do not attach to the head.

Good golly, someone make some chocolate chip cookies, we’re going to have to go and welcome them to the neighborhood. Damn rude no one said anything sooner.

I've started taking magnesium and potassium supplements. Try to get enough sleep. Take a step back and don't rush yourself because you assume something is urgent which may not be. Flip side, there is no later, do whatever now before you forget.

Jesus, as if Facebook "researchers" weren't already linking to Onion articles, now you'll give them pictures.

If you listen closely, you can hear a Facebook group using your post as research.