Tankie

This is not a bait. I seriously think that my friends abandon ideas of Marxism by worshiping putin instead of our great leader Stalin

Just use Russian swears

I do that only in Soviet elevators (They care about privacy and have no cameras)

Totally agree

I’ll know after 7 years, when I’m 19

I don’t have a mirror - they are too bourgeois for proletarians like me

When the hotel is free:

I was able to read Foundations of Leninism in just one day! And I don’t even know Russian!!