Today, the primary responsibilities of U.S. Marshals include protecting federal judges and witnesses, transporting federal prisoners, apprehending federal fugitives, and managing assets seized from criminal enterprises.

Oh, sweet.

The President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, appoints U.S. Marshals for a 4-year term.

Oh. Oh no.

https://www.gao.gov/assets/a91787.html#%3A~%3Atext=The+President%2C+with+the+advice%2Cfor+a+4-year+term.

Well if I smoke four (for the health benefits), then it’s like I worked out twice!

Once they have control of all the people and property used to commit that violence… I mean, it’s not going to stay within US borders, is it?

Where are you going? Get back here!

The truth lies in the heart of the beholder. If the story speaks to you in some particular way, if it resonates deeply enough, then it’s speaking to something you know to be true about the world as you know it. Something which remains true regardless of whether the story is factual or not.

Better try another one to be sure. For the tribe.

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It helps me relax. Usually.

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No, there’s a US law now where they have to allow you to opt out of overdraft “protection”. They just decline the transaction but don’t charge you any fees.

Some cities have municipal internet service, which they are able to provide at a much, much lower rate than commercial options. Here’s one example of a resident in Lafayette, La. They would on average pay $73.10 annually on the municipal network, versus $690.87 annually on a private network. The same article also shows much lower average rates for commercial networks when they have to compete with public services.

So yeah, it’s just greed.

“Thousands of my countrymen will perish, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”

AUDIENCE

BOOO! BOOO!

CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!

Americans are increasingly concerned about Donald Trump’s age and fitness as dictator

She definitely left out part of that story.

How do you nominate for comment of the year?

I don’t want to go back to cleaning mouse balls.

It is, but I figured it out eventually. I mean he did. Probably.

I don’t get it. Could you explain it to me?

Disqueue, then.