Yeah I was going to say, “sounds familiar”.

How many billions did they lose on this deal (using DOGE math, please)

None in 16 years? Maybe no airliners, but there have been plenty of small planes crashes in North America. They’re pretty dangerous.

GlomarResponder is James “Jim” Joseph Rodden according to the article.

It’s more a commentary on your writing style, but the potential for satireality is written all over it.

<be me
<sell off all my Bitcoin
<put it all into GME stock right when it was starting to go up
<because why not right?
<1000 bucks or something
<because everyone said the bitcoin bubble was going to pop or something
<bitcoin goes from 30k to 60k in like two months
<now it’s closer to 100k

Long story short I make bad choices and no fuckin way I’m selling my GME for a loss just for it to double or triple again in two months

It’s really greentext

Most of the shenanigans are with ink printers, no?

Send him a pigeon, duh!

I haven’t heard of this. I make my personal websites from scratch in html and css using notepad++. I should probably modernize…

Username checks out

The Golden Whored

No, he did not. But I thought it was funny to say he was an immigrant, and it doubled as bait for people to call out that he wasn’t. Hook, line, sinker?

I’m pretty sure that video just got posted recently in the new YouTubeClassics community.

Oooh a contest to name the country, most votes wins!

I’ll set up the 1-900 number, just $10 to submit your vote.

Well pants is British for underwear, so it still works!

Pants of Canada

You missed Trumpistan

We have dibs. But I think we’d welcome another Whisky War ;-)

Hey now, I’m feeling attacked!

Returned to Spain? Traitor!