I’m so tired of hearing about this guy.

Here come the furies.

So this is why my computer randomly shuts down and freezes up.

He’s not trying to impress you. You’re too smart. He’s trying to impress the magats.

I’m sorry. It’s still hard to grow up and realize that people aren’t who we thought they were. Never meet your heroes, as they say.

Even if they were royalty, the guillotine makes us all equal.

Just buy like 10 apartments in New York.

Use paper towels to soak it up if it’s a small amount.

Is being butthurt gay now?

Yeah, I mean, they’re not wrong.

I’m pescatarian and I’m happy with that choice, others should be allowed to make their own choice, but they should also make an informed choice.

It’s like some kind of badge of honor in his eyes. See, he survived a shooting! Why can’t those dang kids survive. For anyone that needs this /s