You think hoarding it is better? Really?

It’s because we have a two-party system: assholes and pussies.

This country has brain worms.

If at first you don’t succeed…

That and half the country is too biggoted to vote for a woman of color.

They’re not.

Absolutely devistating.

Might be regional but, yeah, it’s in use.

You should tow it out of the environment or something.

That line was really funny. The first time we heard it. Many years ago.

I love Melon.

The problem isn’t Israelis. The problem isn’t Palestinians. The problem is assholes.

Tell that to Johnny Felatio.

We all know that REAL research requires a Facebook account. /s

True that.

Idiots are everywhere and even smart people do stupid things now and then.

“And then it got worse” is practically the Russian national motto.

Reddit needs to write some new material.

You know you’re getting old when you “remember when Saturday Night Live used to be funny.”

I ran the numbers; the math checks out.