If it was your parent, definitely. They don’t ask about grandparents. I don’t know there’s a place on the SF-86 for you to insert this info.

My wife beat me at MarioKart at a party in my apt. And well, that’s where it started lmao.

Bitch didn’t even know how to drift and just snaked that victory out from under me.

Hours after this story published, a White House spokesperson said in a statement that DOGE did not share classified information ― even as NRO’s classified information was still accessible on DOGE’s website.

“DOGE did not share classified information, any assertion to the contrary is a lie,” said the spokesperson. “Yesterday the accusation was DOGE was not transparent and today the accusation is DOGE is too transparent. Stop the fearmongering, DOGE’s mission remains to cut waste, fraud, and abuse and are doing so with the proper security clearances and following the law.”

Lmao peak professionalism guys.

Most vision problems are issues with the shape of the lens of your eye either causing distortion of the light (astigmatism), or changing the optical focal length of something at a particular distance to something not ideal, causing you to be near/far sighted, or both.

These contact lenses just insert a new series of optical lenses which cause magnification.

The other processes would be incredibly difficult as our understanding of how images are processed by the occipital lobe of the brain are limited at best. You might have some success with the cyberpunk method of a bionic which your brain can be taught to control, or genetic modification to change the density and type of receptors on your retina, or the shape of the eye.

4chan memed about penis inspection day for years, but I never expected they’d get this far.

I have an appointment with a urologist in March and plan on scheduling a vasectomy at the earliest available time. I’m bringing my wife with me so that we can skip any potential “is your spouse okay with this” step.

I mean, I was taught that this was specifically an executive check on judicial power in school 25 something years ago.

But again that sort of implies that it “would only be used for good” by an executive against an out of control supreme court. It didn’t really account for a fascist just telling the courts to go fuck themselves just because.

This is just a modern iteration of the book HOLES, and it takes place in a landfill instead of a dry lakebed.

One of the last true Mega fauna

My gut instinct is that this sign is fake with the end goal of driving outraged calls to the real Lt gov., but who can even tell anymore?

It’s really difficult to tell to what level and for what end they’re trying to collapse the country. Is the goal just a grift? Is it to secure permanent corporate governance? Is it to collapse the US for techno feudalism? Is it to utterly annihilate the US on behalf of a foreign nation? All of the above by different individuals?

I swear they’re going to argue the founders themselves misinterpreted the language of the constitution and the amendments are all invalid and no longer applicable.

Biggest foreign intelligence success of all time

Wait, is your claim that this guy is raping cows? Like, murderer, okay. Maybe even you could argue dairy cows are enslaved. But rape??

We should fire him into an irretrievable orbit with enough food, water, and oxygen for months. Put cameras everywhere inside the capsule and live stream his descent into madness as he runs out of supplies.

This is why I’ve been shouting for nearly two decades that it doesn’t matter how benign a religion is, or if it brings people peace and positivity. Any organization which incubates the tendency toward magical thinking is an existence level threat to our survival.

I imagine most places will have an average temperature +2C above average this year, with the global average hitting it in 2028.

The dye will all mix so it unfortunately won’t be rainbow colored, just a gross uniform brown

It is currently the beginning of Feb and our normal weather here is a few days of snow, usually a few inches, usually at least one large to shut everything down (like 10+"). Overcast. In the 20s and 30s (F).

I went skiing on Saturday and have never seen so much literally bare ground outside of the very early or very very late season.

I went to a protest today. Parked a distance away and walked. It was 68°. It feels like the end of April. We got almost no snow - only like a foot unseasonably early in the middle of November. The wildfire season this year is going to be rough, and the summer will be brutal.

They “broke a law” by commiting a civil offense like speeding or not renewing your cars registration. Which is usually followed by a fine and an order to get your papers in order.

We typically need those people here illegally because they’re contributing to the economy. Way more often than not they pay taxes, but collect no benefits. So the best path forward is really basically to offer citizenship to anyone who is employed, residing here and has been paying taxes for X period of time.