Lots of things really

Don’t think I have ever seen a lifeguard at the beach where I live, no one seems to care and happily swims there.

Someone make a smartphone that isn’t a steaming pile of shit then. The pinephone was so close but struggled with SMS when I tried it.

This kinda shit is why I go to Aldi instead. They give everyone the same low prices. Tesco have their clubcard and seeing how much more they want to charge me for not having one puts me off ever going there on a regular basis.

Also under 18s can’t get these loyalty cards here so fuck you I guess you have to pay a load more.

Ask Turkey if they want to join in again for some Crimean War II? We killed a bunch of Russians before, why not again.

So openly declaring war on all of Europe?

You have clearly never eaten a British curry then

Where from though, Russian territory?

Could they agree to it then mine nothing until Trump leaves and renegotiate as a NATO member

We have loads. Curry, kebab and Chinese are probably some of the more common ones.

Anon was obviously trolling the parent.

Hah, my country stole all the best food. I am British.

Hardly just childhood memories tbh. Plenty of things was that 2018 or 2019? Not that sticking an exact date on it really matters

Not even a programmer, I’m just a lowly support engineer that barely gets over minimum wage. UK wages suck but this is why I don’t try very hard anymore. I have job security by not being incompetent. Only risk of losing it is if they get rid of almost everyone.

Tbh not surprised. In 2012 I got my first smartphone, it ran Android. At first I thought it was just like a PC. Within half an hour I was fed up at how useless it was.

Can’t even open a terminal window and apt install apache, what a load of junk.

Tried a pinephone and that is almost perfect but it struggled with SMS. If that was more reliable I think it would be the perfect phone.

Depends on the house. We could easily hide quite a few people under our floorboards. It’s quite cramped if you were to hide there but a removable hatch under a rug, then the underside area can have a false wall that someone can hide behind. Throw a few piles of porn mags down there so it looks like it’s stuff you want hidden from your partner.

Imagine conscripting 12M people and then getting your professional army to just kill them instead. Why didn’t they go for some kind of service ensures citizenship, send them to the worst areas like Stalingrad. Still awful but then might have helped the war going on.

You know what, I don’t need to give Hitler tips.

Anon should have kept his rifle by his side

They didn’t allow tools. I wonder if those metal sole insert things could be used to help go through this.

I think they limited you to only being able to kick it