This is such GARBAGE!

You expect me to wait a WEEK for a new picture of Sandy.

Unacceptable. Smh.

Are they hiring new cheese makers for this cheese? I’d be interested.

I usually keep my texts short and with lots of spelling errors. And I almost always send them with a monotone in my head.

On the flip side I usually think reading texts should be a short task. Unless you’re arriving arguing with someone I guess, but that should really be done in person.

IE! Represent.

Pretty good feed content imo.

There are no toppings. Only insideings. 🤤

Try getting paid monthly. Week 1: 🦍🛋️ Week 2-4: 🌭🍞

That’s exactly what they WANT you to think

People sure are quick to blame Russia, when in reality, it’s Hvaldimir, a rogue spy Beluga whale. I mean, sure, he was trained by Russia, but now he’s a merc for hire. This was his first solo gig to get him international notoriety and tell us he’s up for grab$.

He’s like “I didn’t know what happened, but I think I’m dying. I just want you to know, I’d still eat your face if I could. Let me touch that delicious face one last time.”

Can I have a slice of that cinnamon loaf please? 🍞

Good peepin’ window too

Number of days stranded

If you’re paying rent and a mortgage you should reevaluate your living situation.

He’s Explosive Ordinance Disposal, but his time ran out to diffuse the bomb.

Expanding into what?

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No, you’re right. But I think this is specifically a message to the oil industry.

Nah. Imo, this is him telling oil company that they need to step up and fully fund his requests for money “or else”. Didn’t he recently ask the oil industry for an insane amount of money at the beginning of his campaign or something?