I have no political experience. But I’m about at the point where I’m ready to start a new political party where I never say a word. I only show up, and give the middle finger. Every debate, every opponent, every issue, every question. You never hear my voice. I just give the middle finger. To everyone. And then get elected president…and give all the world leaders the middle finger.
My platform promise is “Bacon.”
No further elaboration or context.
They burried him alive, for like NO reason, as he was fighting with his brother again.
“What should I do?”
“What do you think you should do?”
“I think I should ask my therapist for advice on what I should do.”
“You’re either with us or against us!”
The WWE used a very very similar slogan for “The Nexus” in 2011. Now, if you don’t watch WWE, the important thing to know is that they had a reality game show in 2010. They put 8 rookies who had never been on WWE and paired them with 8 current WWE wrestlers to mentor them. Then every week the rookies would get eliminated 1 by 1 until the final rookie got signed by WWE.
Well, at the end of the 8 weeks, all 8 of them just showed up, and invaded. They destroyed the ring, attacked ring personel, and caused chaos. They were treated as an invading militant force that all wore armbands. Not exactly nazi style, but also, you could make the arguement it was nazi influenced in concept, but not in style.
They used phrases like “The only easy day was yesterday” and “You’re either Nexus or you’re against us”.
And every week they were portrayed as a group of militant bullies who destroyed peoples lives and took what they wanted.
Kind of fitting that life is imitating art right now. Nazi inspired militants trying to recruit through fear tactics to go to war.
I don’t remember writing this…or having that account!
You’re using a messaging app that was built with the express intent of being private and encrypted. You’re asking why you can’t have a right to privacy when you use your real name as your display handle in order to hide your phone number.
Yes, it does hide your phone number, by using your screen name as your identity.
If you then use personal details as your screen name, you can’t get mad at the app for not hiding your personal details. That’s not how this app works. That was never how this app worked.
Chatting with your friends and clients isn’t what this app is for. This isn’t facebook. There are other apps for that. This isn’t that.
Edward Snowden.
And if you read what I said, YOU’RE USING IT FOR THE WRONG PURPOSES!!!
Someone should buy truth.social and make it redirect to something trump’s base hates.
Or you could…you know… NOT use your name as your screen name. That’s like buying a hammer and complaining that the nail remover side isn’t efficient at removing screws. Well…yeah. You’re not meant to use it that way.
Student Robo drivers, amirite?
Dammit…I was going to make a similar joke! Except I was going to make it WAAAAY more creepy, weird and jntense intense by describing the feeling of kneeling bent over in front of your sun window, one hand jerkin that cock, the other hsnd wrist deep in your butthole massaging the prostate, just in time to squirt all over your own face.
All while knowing that you’re doing this in the sunwindow. Knowing your neighbors can see you the whole time.
But noooooo! You had to make the joke first! Hmmph!
No. Not me…I’m mainly in the second camp. I just don’t want to deal with… gestures to everything …all this.
I mean, if you’re using your name as your username, you can’t really complain that Signal doesn’t let you be private. That’s on you.
I took it as a bird shoving babies out of the nest.
Flight or die bitch! Either way get the fuck out little birdie!
Wait…if he IS the devil, that means they’re already in the afterlife. So they’re already dead. If guns are an issue in the afterlife, that suggests that the afterlife isn’t eternal, but rather a phase. Meaning there is an after after life.
This simple comic brings so many unanswered questions.
Than the intern? I mean…yeah. probably.
…that Linus and Bill kiss? Will they or won’t they?
Exactly! Their only belief is to hurt the other side. It’s sports to them. The patriots head office said they were better off without Brady. Fuck off. That’s a lie and they know it. It’s all just trying to jerk off to their own image. Just like republicans now. War was bad 6 months ago, because being pro war was a bad sound byte during election season. Now that the election is over, lets fuck the world up, and get onboard with that!
Meanwhile I’m just sitting at home, sipping my tea, and realizing that at no point in my life have I ever been happy, and can’t forsee a path to that happening.