Is there any proof that he's not actually an alien living in a CIA agents attic in Northern Virginia?

Why is that an issue?

That's the entire point of Bethesda games, and has been for 20 years.

What does adultery have to do with anything?

Piece of shit is mild in my book, thats basic level of asshole. From there it goes up to shit-head, pile of shit, fucking goddamned heap of shit, and further. But piece of shit is just a starter asshole.

No

And why do you need a hit man to kill a 3 year old anyway? They’re easy to kill. This is just laziness.

And the century before that, its getting downright Dickensian over here.

Yeah! Let’s just ignore the world! That’ll make it better!

You’re a scammer.