Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right.

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

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Cake day: January 7th, 2025

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  • Honestly thank God.

    I was really worried about how this was only going to drag down Honda.

    I used to love Nissan. They made several of my dream cars.

    Unfortunately it’s been quite some time since they made anything very good imo.

    Currently have a reputation of meh reliability and meh driving experience.

    They don’t offer anything to entice someone away from Toyota or Honda.

    I hope Nissan can come back but idk how they do that without a serious overhaul of their whole business from the ground up.





  • She had two wolf/husky dog hybrids and they started fighting randomly while we were talking in her driveway. She stupidly tried to break them up by sticking her arm between them. Well one of them latched on her fore arm and wouldn’t let go. She screamed and I quickly grabbed the dogs scruff with one hand and sent the ol index on a butthole excursion.

    Dog yelped and let her am go before it scurried off. I can’t remember if she needed stitches or not but we wrapped her arm up and I think her wife took her to the hospital later that evening. She was fine after a couple weeks. They ended up getting rid of the dogs. She decided she wasn’t the right owner for those dogs. She was right lol.






  • I love pitbulls. Some of the sweetest dogs I have ever had the pleasure of interacting with were pitbulls. I have only ever been aggressively attacked and bitten by small poorly trained yipyip dogs.

    I have been bitten by bigger breed by accidentally stepping on their foot or tail, but I can’t hold those dogs responsible for my mistake and their evolutionary response.

    I have been around big dogs for most of my life. One thing I will tell you is that any dog will let go of any bite if you shove a finger up it’s ass. I have helped some neighbors who had wolf dogs latched onto their arm get released with the ol finger up the ass trick.

    Stay safe out there.


  • Majorllama@lemmy.worldtoFediverse@lemmy.worldKarma in lemmy?
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    2 days ago

    If you need fake Internet points to motivate you to be a good person then you are probably not a good person.

    I’m not saying you specifically OP, but just in general. If karma was the only reason someone was civil on reddit that gives off the same vibes as the people who ask why we aren’t out raping and murdering if we don’t believe in God.



  • I don’t know how many times we tried to tell you they never actually cared before.

    It was always about the money. They only went along with those things because they thought it would result in more money. As soon as it was no longer an easy way to get more money they dropped the act.

    You guys have to remember that if they thought they could double profits by partnering with ISIS they would do it in a heartbeat. They only care about money.


  • I’m going into every single office building I can find and just hitting “Ctrl+z” randomly on peoples keyboards as I float around.

    Maybe the occasional screen rotate. Most offices workers would not know how to fix their screen being upside down or sideways.

    For the bosses I would change the keyboard over to dvorak layout or something.

    CEOs I would probably alter their email signature slightly in an offensive way so they get in trouble and possibly fired.

    I can think of so many wonderful things to do as a ghost lol