People who get angry when other people state their opinions need only look in a mirror if they want to know what a fascist looks like.

I wrote an essay in high school in which I compared Hamlet and Horatio to Starsky and Hutch or Batman and Robin. I was saying that Hamlet was trying to solve his father’s murder and Horatio was his sidekick. The substitute teacher didn’t like it so I complained to the regular teacher when he got back.

America: What the fck are yo doing?