shittily depressing

This one. It’s definitely this one. 🙁

which he failed to disclose during the vetting process.>

Wait. There is a vetting process???

And yet, there will be no consequences and it will change nothing 🙁

That Reading Baggins, he’s so hot right now 🔥

Cool the engines, bro

This should be good…

Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!

Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.

John Quincy Skibidi Adams

Ah, finally a practical use for AI…universal scapegoat!

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Yup, that’s the one!

Ah, the new American dream!

Oh absolutely, no one will sit through an actual movie that long. A series of some would be the way to go for sure.

Call me crazy, but I want a 14 hour epic of The Silmarillion…one movie, not a trilogy plz.

We are in the timeline where MTV stopped playing music, the White Stallions never formed, and Bill and Ted didn’t write the song to unite all of humanity.

Absorption method:

• open textbook

• place forehead on paper

• fall asleep

• absorb information while unconscious

My response is even harsher…“Yeah, no, I’m finding a way to never use this company’s services ever again.” Easier said than done, but I don’t even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.

So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?

World’s happiest hand, just discovered!