Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don’t have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

With most things like this, I truly, honestly think the man is just too dumb to carry out what he’s accused of. Now, stupidity is absolutely not an excuse to get you out of the dumb shit you’ve done (in fact, it now seems to be a prerequisite for his position along with being incredibly wealthy and comically old), but I don’t think he’s behind a lot of these elaborate plans he’s accused of.

I think at the end of the day, he’s just a very old, very rich, incredibly gullible and dumb man who is very easily controlled by those around him.

I mean I do not understand it but there are a lot of people that absolutely do. A shockingly high number.

At this point I legitimately wouldn’t be surprised if he just said no, fired the judge, appointed his own, and then got whatever the hell verdict he wanted and absolutely no one would say anything other than what a “massive win” he got in the courts

It wasn’t a lie. Just an alternative fact.

You’re totally right. I shouldve said that the majority of voters voted for this circus and from what I can tell still very much support it.

Over half the country voted for this. Over half the country thinks he’s doing Lord’s work and is finally making America great again. He’s not getting arrested unless he does something way, way worse than this

This is literally the back of my car lol

Look we’re wasting our hard earned tax payer money on crazy fraudulent things like science, education, weather, feeding children, helping the poor, medicine… Dumb things like that. And you’re gonna tell me that changing the name of a body of water to include the greatest God damn country in America is a waste? Next thing you know you’re gonna stand there and tell me that poor people should be able to afford a hospital visit.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. There’s so many comments on there being like “oooooh they didn’t expect her to have that much evidence. Get WRECKED libs.” How can anyone see that and genuinely think any evidence of any type of fraud was provided in any way? Like the reporter immediately said afterwards, this all just looks like spending that they don’t like and somehow that proves it as fraudulent.

Somebody make it make sense. How are these adults.

But Brawndo’s got what plants crave…

Lol I think I can get behind Luigi as a verb

Yeah I get that but it just sounds absurd and douchey when you think about it. The equivalent would sorta be if someone agreed to help us if we gave them $67 Trillion worth of oil gas and wood in return.

And just from a morality/ethical standpoint it’s goofy. Only help someone if they let you bend them over and rob them blind (I get it’s a more nuanced than that but still, it just feels slimy)

The entire gdp of the country is under $200B. Lol he’s asking for resources worth over 2.5X the value of the entire country 🤡

Might want to look into resistbot as well. You can even nefariously FAX your representative for maximum annoyance!

Lol I was gonna say, unless this is supposed to be a prophesy of the future, things are almost literally the complete opposite of the quoted text right now.

I figure I go with The Lotito plan, break it down into small pellets and just take it piece by piece with some mineral oil 😄

When asked if he would cut all aid to Ukraine if a peace deal can’t be brokered he said:

The reason that I don’t like to tell you this is that, as a negotiator, when I sit down and talk to some very brilliant young people: young, young, young, young. Compared to me, you’re very young. But when I talk to people—when I start I think I have a very good plan to help, but when I start exposing that plan, it becomes almost a worthless plan.

There are almost too many wtf’s in this quote to tackle lol. What the hell is this answer.

The absolute crazy thing is the energy prices. He said he’d cut energy prices in HALF within 12 months. Then he said it again. And again. He like quadrupled down on this and people actually bought it. This dude legitimately promised that all energy prices would be fucking halved in 12 months. I will eat my entire piece of shit car if that happens lol

It’s not entirely out of touch tho. Trust me, there is a not insignificant sect of the populace that firmly believes if private insurance goes away and the country just dips it’s toes into universal healthcare, the communists have won and the country is ruined beyond repair somehow.

After talking to a good amount of these folks, I’ll say the absolute bonkers mental gymnastics to justify that line of thought is truly something to behold.