My cat eats mushrooms and pineapple. But then, he is a very silly cat.

Top Hole!

Nothing can be too moist.

UK here. I get 30 days paid leave a year, and will have 2 or 3 weeks away on vacation throughout the year and use the rest of the days for just chilling.

My employer will literally hassle me to use all the days, and is not happy if I don’t take my full entitlement.

Uk here. Peep Show, Black adder, Dad’s Army and The Sopranos.

Yes I can. And disagree with virtually everyone else; I think that this along with virtually everything else by Dickens is absolutely top class writing. The meaning of every individual phrase isn’t the point, the whole passage just gives the perfect impression of the scene he is trying to convey. Also, remember much of Dickens’ stuff was written to be read out loud. Try that, it helps!

I’d happily let you have them all :)

Why would my wife need pockets when she has 82 zillion designer handbags?

The loudest fastest music on my playlist

Good man 👍

I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)