Just say you saved $55 billion dollars.

Nobody on their team is capable of doing the math to check.

He won’t need to run. He’ll just cancel the Presidential election. By then he’ll be Emperor anyway.

Any time Trump jokes, it’s the camel’s nose under the tent.

Should we be shaming him for his genderhumanoid-affirming care?

I’m fine with this kind of writing. It’s the 3-key macros my cat creates that bug me. And multiple tabs she opens to change my settings.

Firefighter jobs cut their incarceration time in half. That’s gotta be worth something in this calculation. I definitely think they should be paid more than they are, though

Now that makes a lot more sense than the way they worded it.

Unfortunately not gonna happen under this Reich.

Laws against not having an address? That just (further) criminalizes poverty.

Guess what? It’s also a really good way to help install/enforce a tyrannical government.

He keeps everything he can get his greedy little hands on to himself. And he accuses others of every single one of his crimes. He doesn’t care if you believe it, only that it will help his supporters disbelieve the truth about him

It’s actually a rise in sepsis deaths.

“The new reporting shows that, after the state banned abortion, dozens more pregnant and postpartum women died in Texas hospitals than had in pre-pandemic years, which ProPublica used as a baseline to avoid COVID-19-related distortions. As the maternal mortality rate dropped nationally, ProPublica found, it rose substantially in Texas.”

Doctors aren’t faking a sepsis diagnosis. Rather, they’re waiting until they can prove the fetus is dead or she’s actually dying.

"The standard of care for miscarrying patients in the second trimester is to offer to empty the uterus, according to leading medical organizations, which can lower the risk of contracting an infection and developing sepsis. If a patient’s water breaks or her cervix opens, that risk rises with every passing hour.

Sepsis can lead to permanent kidney failure, brain damage and dangerous blood clotting. Nationally, it is one of the leading causes of deaths in hospitals.

While some Texas doctors have told ProPublica they regularly offer to empty the uterus in these cases, others say their hospitals don’t allow them to do so until the fetal heartbeat stops or they can document a life-threatening complication."

Oh, KFC in Turkey!

I was, “there’s 537 KFCs that serve turkey?”

🦃 🤦

Love Squammy’s camo!

The shadows will never see me coming

Don’t forget the Constitution

Acknowledged but unfortunately I don’t think I’m allowed to blame Trump gutting US ATC for this one.

Still appalling and more disgusting every day.

Was it by any chance a Boeing?

The weather was terrible, probably climate change.

Anyway, good work by the response team getting the fire out and people rescued. I guess the cold probably helped with the fire as well, so we’ll cut Mother Nature a little slack.

This one was in Canada

“Sometimes I just think funny things.”

If they insist,

But what were you thinking that’s so funny?

“No,that is it. It’s a quote from Arthur, (do a drunk voice this time) sometimes I just think funny things.”

It’s not that funny but it’s clean and reusable.

As long as it’s not a woman Pope, that would be her-esy!

But is he as evil as the Pope who will come after?

With the way they’re eating the faces of their loyal LEFP voters, I’m not sure it’ll do you any good.