*you’re

Monkeys aren’t stupid enough to eat snails

Please note that I do not know if this is actually true

semi-gloss

Oh my fucking god the word is “satin” are you fucking insane that’s it I’m staying at my mum’s tonight

The fucking disgusting bit is that’s less than 8%. So it’s still only 3% lower than it was at the beginning of the year

How many people died for that line?

Yeah it’s ok, we know what you mean!

Showers have a rail that you slide the head up and down on until you’re satisfied and now I’m partially erect. What were we talking about?

Ah yes, OP is a phony

They’d make a good pair

It’s only in the US that shower heads are fixed to the wall btw 🧐🧐

In your *flat then? 🧐

Aye, they just did that in the UK. Hopefully things will turn around

Glad I gave up on the place after 40 years though!

I know, I’m being downvoted by people who never lived with it. I know a dozen people who work for the NHS and they’ll tell you exactly the same thing

Is “crankin ma hawg” a cheeky wank or not?

Er, huge administrative waste is what makes universal healthcare nearly unworkable too lol

Ah I see!

Nah I just meant, “Nope it doesn’t give me any extra context because I’m too lazy and stubborn to read an article about that brain-damaged obese piece of shit”

Nope

I’m astonished that this is the only comment about that, it’s the first thing I noticed.

In modern societies that grip is reserved for violent junkies, wriggling and foaming at the mouth

Yet nobody blinks an eye

Legend

Same, I’ve had that Hotmail account for almost 25 years, I’m not sorting that out 😂

They’re great for account emails

They’re metres and centimetres, but your point is still moot due to our prescribed 3000ft Munros

Yanks trying to make up compound insults is, and apologies for using the word, cringe as fuck