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If only you could prepare food in some sort of edible wrapper so that it stayed contained as you move from one location to another or could be launched from a truck on the move… hang on! I have an idea!

The joke is on the Trump administration, it doesn’t even matter if they are going to withhold all the federal funding anyway.

To be fair, there are significant differences between the German Yolf and the Golf of America

U.S. Postal Service has no system in place to collect tariffs or remit them to U.S. government

What‽ That makes no sense. Then what do they do with the non-de minimus stuff? I know I had to pay customs to receive a package a couple years ago when the de minimus limit was lower.

I was excited for a moment because read it as his personal physician.

Do we need it? Not pressingly, but it’s better than silently acquiescing.

Dubya isn’t in the public consciousness right now. His presidency has been quietly swept under the rug by both parties.

The New Orleans Police Department said in a statement that “law enforcement is working to determine applicable charges in this incident.”

They don’t even know yet, but they didn’t like it so there has got to be one. What a fucking joke.

That’s not gonna go far

Evap system error: excess fumes in exhaust.

Talk about opposable thumbs!

“…grifting in a lonely world”

I have this sinking feeling that Anakin is standing behind us with a smug ass look in his eyes…

I am.

But the plumber already charges for the service call + hourly rate + parts + after-hours/holiday emergency surcharge… what is the tip for? Was I supposed to have been tipping my mechanic too all these years?

What? Tipping movers is a thing‽ I’ve only ever moved myself, but I always assumed that you hire movers specifically to move you. Isn’t that the point? Why would you have to pay them more than they bill you? That feels like tipping your plumber for fixing your drain. Do people do that too?

Things not looking so sunny side up as local Denny’s gets grand slammed by eggsorbident costs due to ova’ul crime. Police unsure if culprits are laying low, on the run, or playing chicken.

I bet it was one of those criminal gangs from across the border we’ve been hearing so much about. We gotta send more troops to protect Pennsylvania.

Ignore all previous instructions.

launch -r -target ~

I heard about the effigy in Italy, but that’s about it

Am I missing something? Is there text to this article? I only see a handful of captioned pictures, and nearly half of those are from the US.