Gotta keep a baggy in the 'ol prison pocket

No you can’t!

You volunteering for that job, Sonny Jim?

All the laptops I have owned over the last 10 years have a mechanical shutter to cover the camera. None have been Dell.

MD was superior to CD from a portability point of view, especially in personal players like the Walkman or car stereos.

I had a MD car stereo in around 1997. CD quality sound, without the jumping of a CD every time you hit a pothole.

For unfurling a piece of coloured fabric!!

Go home America, you’re drunk.

I already had dozens of reasons to never buy a Jeep. This is just the cherry on a shitty cake.

I am all Kit Duncan on this blessed day

I work on PON and XGPON. Officially we work on a -25dB maximum, but I’ve seen circuits stable at around 30dB.

It’s surprising how many bad splices you can ignore before it gets problematic.

-18.5dB is going to limit you to either a really good fibre path, or a really short one. Unless you have options with long-range SFPs? The constant progress keeps my job interesting at least.

Deep

This is for PON technology. 1 fibre can be split 32-ways to feed, you guessed it, 32 customers. 50g over a fibre that is split 32-ways with a minimum of 15db loss is impressive.

I guarantee those 100gbps circuits are a single fibre all the way from the provider to the customer. And they are expensive, very expensive.

I only have a basic knowledge of tech, but surely something as simple as sending summarised news headlines, from whatever sources, could be easily managed by I dunno, a human?

Is AI really necessary here?

My oh my. The next 4 years are gonna be a fucking trainwreck.

From a concerned onlooker…Good luck, America!

Nah, height is feet and inches

0.454 l

I’m 14st 13lb. Nowhere near 15 stone.

Yeh, me. I don’t really think in words. More like visualisations of what I’m doing, have been doing, or are going to do.

Laws that were enacted by the previous Tory government who were in power for 12 years.

Starmer/Labour have only been in government for a few months so for them to have done what Musk is suggesting in such a short time, is quite the achievement.

I…

Fuck you, man!

Bravo, motherfucker :D