But now where am I going to get my fentanyl eggs?

This one sounds like it could be another flavour from the Leninade guys

I think you misunderstood: he has a hard on for Putin.

accusing him of killing American journalist Gonzalo Lira

Unsure if they misspelled “Propagandist” or “Mysoginist” here. He certainly wasn’t a journalist.

Sounds like the creepy in-mission music in the original X:COM

It’s interesting that you bring up a faction within an occupied nation (which at the time was not an independent nation), but fail to mention that 2 of the mentioned 3 did initially align with the axis and signed treaties with them. Hmm, could there be some bias there?

And a few billion dollars and a seat at the table of the US government

But why did he need to write it in cum on the wall?

Is that why all of his veins are popping out?

That means it will get paid for by the wealthiest and most polluting individuals right?

They will “transfer his conciousness” into one of Elon’s bartender-bots. Pay no attention to the Afrikaans accent.

Is “Thanks Bisexuals” the new “Thanks Obama”? I hope so.

Or is it exactly the reason Sam Altman was ready to line up for the inauguration with bribe in hand?

Looks like he needs some sugar in water in that picture

$10,000 and my ass eaten? Sold.

The planes got too gay with each other

Oh hey, perfect timing, I just founded this new AI startup. Where do I sign up for the money please?

I am an illegal immigrant living in America and ICE will never get me

It is stated as 51% problematic, so maybe your coin flip was successful this time.

I don’t like the mental image that comes from the assumption behind this action:

Trump’s mouth is so wet that McDonalds paper straws aren’t strong enough hold up to his sucking

What a weird timeline we live in where a black man can make money selling half a million Nazi t-shirts to football fans.