The ministry of silly walks

Most of those were airbursts

The guy, not the zeppelin

A hindenberg, perhaps.

As if you could tell who is part of that “single issue” crowd when fighting. You’re so caught up mad at a very very small minority who protest voted when you should be mad that we were even given such a shit choice in the first place. It’s time for action. Not for crying about people who would not have made a difference in the election. Joe had no chance of winning. Kamala maybe could have had one had she differentiated her campaign and wasn’t just Joe 2.0

Dawg, kammy lost by 2 million votes. Protest voters are a slim, slim, part of that 2 million. America saved Gaza from Biden.

Biden was handed a loaded gun by the Supreme Court and never used it, even up to the last second. Trump would not have hesitated if he was in his shoes. Biden failed us all with a combination of a piss-poor campaign and an unwillingness to do anything about a facist taking power.

Is yours leaded gasoline?

Its definitely the less painful stuff lol. And even then there can be moments where I worry my scrote may tear away from my body lmao. But there’s never any damage

Ive always had more scrote than nut

My girlfriend is an aesthetician and waxes my boys on a regular semi-weekly schedule. Always perfect, no nicks. Still painful to achieve maximum manliness, but smoother and lasts longer. Look at what you have to do to achieve a fraction of my power.

Ive clocked you as incredibly annoying, at the very least

Yeah “trophy wives” as a concept is really weird anyway. I know it can have misogynistic uses as well, I prolly should have used quotes the first time

Its that suburban trophy wife face. I grew up in a suburban labyrinth and so many of my friends’ moms looked exactly like this.

Ew, a centrist

Fuck me, same

Go away nerd

Its absolutely the most innocent word for feces out there. It’s what kids call it. It’s what I call it. I’m pooping right now

A comment so good I upvoted it twice

They’d poop themselves in anger, obvi