All this time I thought it was the retromutagen ooze.

They were mostly 18 and recruited from high school. The military propaganda mill is intense. No, they didn’t.

They’re welcome to come defend the American people from the criminal gangs known as the police and ICE.

They have sonic weapons. They run over people with horses and armored vehicles.

Gotta clean and sterilize them.

Green lasers. Everybody should have one.

Plenty of kids in need of adoption.

There was definitely a time when nobody pretended their favorite stick was a gun.

I have people who love me.

Do not fuck with 24 hour restaurant staff.

Emphasis on take.

The employees also fight back.

Well obviously. There’s shit everywhere.

There’s far more wrong with you than there ever was with her.

Exactly why I stopped so using it so quickly.

Yeah, but what if TWO fascists attack you?

So who is skimming the money for Trump’s real gold decor and spray painting cheap crap gold instead? Corruption spreads from the top.

If it’s been said to a Russian troll once, it’s been said a thousand times now. Ukraine’s constitution doesn’t allow for elections during a state of war.

But how can Russia jam waves of bodies into an electronic hole?

Sadly they also aren’t real. Probably.