Hitler being played by a Māori was too funny.

To be fair, they did take on… the world.

Spray and pray with a semi automatic is unfortunately not an Olympic sport.

Gow gow, let’s all galm down.

The things you do to get your hands on a Gibson.

I have punched my ex in my sleep because I got in a fight with Daniel Radcliffe because he was a nazi. Another time I kicked her while practicing karate under water.

I have also been punched in the back by another girl. Then she yelled “You can kick the piss out of that one, wooooooo!”, then she spat on me. I’m fairly certain she was asleep at the time.

Damn Disney, they ruined Disney.

I’m glad you can’t think of a life so bad.

For some people, they see being addicted to drugs as an improvement on their current situation.

Life is already fucked, might as well get a buzz while I’m doing it.

Or a fuck ton of, samples.