I always just picture that annoying little kid that everyone knew on the playground. “Nuh uh! I have a mirror vest that deflects laser rounds! And it has a ballistic vest underneath to stop bullets! I have laser guided bullets that found the weak spot in your laser!”

He’s that shitty kid at the playground that makes shit up mid-game. “Nuh uh, I have a mirror vest that makes me immune to lasers!”

A lot of CEOs have had security teams for ages. Like UHC said themselves, they get death threats all the time.

You’re talking one way, right? It wouldn’t even take that long if all you need to do is make sure it gets to space and doesn’t come back.

Ruin*

It’s the one in DC that the airliner hit the helicopter.

Even better! Let’s do this!

Probably from some dead bald eagle that rfk found on his way to work.

Same but my slogan is “it’s inedible without garlic butter.”

Early CompuServe. I don’t remember the exact timeframe but it was rather early. The first time I enjoyed the internet? Probably unreal tournament in 99. Me and my friends used to play and listen to Korn, Rammstein, limp Bizkit, P.O.D., slipknot, static-x, rage against the machine, etc. whoever was last in GoldenEye, played unreal until they came back in again.

I remember early YouTube, but that was years after I was playing with Photoshop and throwing up pics on AOL chat rooms. I even still talk to a girl I met on there nearly 30 years ago.

Holy shit. I never knew teletype ever became a civilian technology. I only know of it from my military training. Though it was old technology by the time we trained on it.

You’re still young if youtube already existed in your first memories of the internet.

A/s/l?

CompuServe was a large part of the lack of parenting I received during the 90s. 3-5 hours a night, plus work/school and sleep means I didn’t see my mom much for more than a decade.

Yeah but that’s why trump does so well. Their followers can’t follow a thought process through an entire sentence. That’s why JD wouldn’t resonate with them.

Lmfao, we won’t see that anytime soon. Itll take years at best.

Everything they don’t understand (which is nearly everything) is either God or fraud. Do with that information what you will.

Growing up with social media.

Pointing out assholery is like my thing.