

It’s only 7 years away…
It’s only 7 years away…
Wormwood…
Revelations 8:11-13
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All of last year, every time they said this month was the hottest on record, I kept saying “So far…”
Yeah, if they don’t keep them in the fridge the koalas steal them…
Who keeps their eggs in a fucking fridge?
Given that I know whats is coming
Is it a giant asteroid? Aliens? All out nuclear war? Zombies?
Please say it’s Aliens…
They think they can…
“Peace for our time!”
Neville Chamberlain.
He’s in a stable condition…
Sounds like my wife.
She moans about being to hot in bed but when I snuggle up her arse is always freezing…
We have a TV remote with a solar panel on the back… Turn it over and let it recharge.
Yeah but there isn’t a lot of meat on a duck…
Yeah, whenever I see these headlines my first thought is always “So far”
Shit… I just gazed into that abyss.
No one gonna mention Kawasaki?
It’s not over here in the UK. They’re not road legal.