When it’s a president it’s called Second Term at Ronnie’s.

I don’t know what the reasoning is, but “they” say there’s too many people and that, like, 2/3rds of humanity should die. Probably due to them being the wrong colour.

He probably just read the Mad magazine parody. Same with Hitchhikers Guide. He’s doing Zaphod dirty.

If you believe the technocrat mumbo jumbo he’s fracturing central government into tons of little fifedoms that his billionaire buddies can rule. And hopefully while killing bazillions of people as some kind of a ‘market reset’ to drive up shareholder value.

Fucking terrifying.

He can only get it up for anime tentacles.

We’re both enriched on this fine day!

pass time

I just realized I’ve always thought of it as past time, I guess I usually see it written as “pastime”. Past time doesn’t make any sense at all, the way I’ve always thought of it. Neat!

You know who a “buddy” is? A guy who goes to town and gets 2 blow jobs and brings one home for you.

An old guy I worked with used to say that. He’d get really mad if you called him buddy.

Well, you’re in luck. They’re actively scuttling the ship as we speak. Whether you’re going to like the new one remains to be seen. I have a feeling it will be much smaller and is already full.

Don’t worry, they’ll round up or down, but if you pay by card they get the exact amount.

In Canada they closed that loophole in the 90’s

Do we know that? Probably a vice president at tesla now.

Finally! On day 16 of 1460

Your tax dollars at work.

After getting old I realized why they’re called ‘trades’. You trade your physical health for money.

That’s probably a male mosquito and it thinks that’s a flower. Just trying to be a pollinator pally.

And invisible like her retinas. Wait…

Also, God is on their side!

Thats his OPA.

Obscure Personal Acronym

I was in Halifax for the first time this summer. I guess looking back it’s pretty crowded already. I saw some huge ships and parking lots unloading cars so I guess they’re already busy with that. I’m going to Montreal on March break, I’ll be sure to pay attention to their shipping arrangements. They’re more of a container port I think?