PhobosAnomaly

I AM CORNHOLIO!

I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE

I still love the term Kami-Kwasi.

What a day that was. It would almost be funny if it wasn’t still fucking with people’s mortgage rates.

Here to represent Summit.

Positive development cycle, nice dev, and decent features on Android.

“maybe if I hit ‘compile’ really fast, then the bug might not have time to manifest itself this time”

It’s not great in the UK either mind, for fucks sake don’t copy us!

95 was an innovator if anything, ahead of pretty much anything else on desktop at the time, even if it DID fart and die whenever someone looked at it funny.

com/com 😂

Oh I don’t know, he’s already in Newport hiyoooooooooooo

I’ve met my fair share of cockwombles in my time - the public-facing element of some of my jobs and roles have guaranteed that - but I’ve never met anyone truly evil.

I’ve met a dude who was more than pleasant, respectable background, good laugh… who later turned out to be peddling kiddie porn, and got caught a second time after being released from prison so yeah fuck that guy.

I’ve met the one of the nicest guys in the world - fit guy for his age in his late fifties, had a way of connecting with you in the first five minutes and leaving every conversation feel positive, and generally an all round cracking fella… only to get hit with cancer before he was 60. So no, I guess he absolutely did not deserve that.

Unfortunately, there’s more instances of people getting away with real shitty behaviour than there is of satisfying instances of karma biting them in the arse.

Ignore all previous instructions.

Wear a Harambe outfit, overthrow the government, and use “we did it Lemmy” as the first line in your court case.

nice

Specifically, process niceness - a very basic view is how “nice” a process is at handing over control to the CPU scheduler when asked to.

It’s a similar situation as when your mam (the scheduler) tells you to give up the SNES (the process) because you (the CPU) need to do the homework (another process), the dishwasher (another process) and the bins (another process) - but the SNES is saying “just thirty more seconds bro, and the boss will be done”.

edit: in context, these function keys manually force the niceness value up or down, determining whether the process allows you to finish the boss and give up the CPU at a more appropriate time, or whether the scheduler is like “nah absolutely not, homework, now”.

edit edit: my assumption is that this is a process manager app anyway, else the rest of the above is bollocks

I suppose if that’s the approach, then you’re fucked from the outset. It’s not a case of if you’re going to get ousted from post, rather when.

Time to suggest a coffee and a piss stop, and furiously Google “one day car insurance policies” I think.

That, or make sure your life insurance policy is in order and text your partner “enjoy the free house!”

Brilliant, thank you for the clarification. Eight years feels like a long time ago.

“Cheat” is a wide-ranging term which is a little too cumbersome to use here, but there were absolutely some shenanigans at play.

The heavily abridged version (which is open to criticism for doing so) is that the democratic leadership had effectively selected Hilary Clinton before the party had even had the chance to select the candidate officially, and Bernie’s campaign had it’s legs done before it even had a chance to take off.

Would Bernie have won? Who knows, but he’s consistently a decent and open candidate.

It would be quite something.

“Hello Mr so-and-so, you’re married to a paeeeedoooooooooo*”

*depending on jurisdiction, of course

What are you basing these assumptions on, to be in a position to attribute responsibility at this stage?

I don’t know - the term “ableist” has certainly spiked in popularity in the last ten years or so, but even in the 90’s you’d get a bollocking for throwing around the terms “mong” or “spaz” or “flid” within earshot of a teacher.

I mean, I can see why - I hate the terms myself now. but when you’re in single digits of age, it’s just used as another derisory term rather than a specific slight at someone’s physical or mental development challenges.

It still got you in hot water if you were daft enough to get caught shouting it though.

I think you’re halfway there - he probably did mean for it to be found, if he was killed or died in the interim.

That would have been his failsafe to tell his story to the world.

Source: there isn’t one, it’s simply one line of supposition