Eat?

If I got paid to see the penises I see, I’d get charged with prostitution!

The joys of learning HTML to impress your high school crush with autoplay music on your MySpace profile…

It’s borderline difficult to live day to day knowing what’s going on at every moment.

This looks really nice. Anybody got a link?

Little Caesars is so good when you don’t…

Does anyone just not tip anymore if it’s counter service? It does not require that much effort to take something from a glass case and give it to me.

If you’re actively walking around, giving me and checking in on my meal, that’s when I tip.

At least he’s self aware

:(

I want to eat it so badly

And then I’m sad later when it’s broken

They’re just making things at this point

Yeah, it previously was quoted but I just remembered how to fix it (also with backslashes)

I use backslashes because that’s how you create newlines with Markdown. I don’t know what your client is showing, but this is what it looks like on my end:

Why would anybody want this?

The best part is that since wokeism has clearly took over Mexico, the cartel can’t kill her because they would be cancelled for being sexist!

/satire

> be in military
> get inconsolable trauma and my legs blown off for oil company
> end up homeless anyways and die of a drug overdose

God, I love this country. USA! USA!

There’s a big difference between my phone changing caulk to cock and my phone telling me to make pizza with Elmer’s glue

GAY L