“Yo soy El Senado” -Lopez

Harumpf I realized that as I hit submit. I mean like reeeaaly close. Wait, same thing. Ok, launch the fucker into the sun.

Am American, 1000% agree.

Return to the negotiating table they weren’t invited to?

I’d be fine if we put him in the orbit of the sun.

Yeah, the EU. As an American, I’m sorry for these dipshits and if it comes to it I’ll fight for Greenland…

Wait…they don’t do that now!?

1000% agree. I have a family member that was saying we need to work together. She’s getting her masters in social work to work high level on the homeless crisis. She got super missed when I called her out on that. Few weeks latter she loses her grant thanks to doge and then she gets double pissed when I point out they did exactly what they said they would do. Fuck Nazis.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives

I’m sure it’ll work out for the Dems. Keep trying to reach across the aisle with fucking Nazis.

Honestly, his portrayal is more human than any interaction I’ve personally had with any Trumper (family coworker, stranger included).

“Sure, if you nuke Moscow”

How about to 2013 line?

Matt Gaetz works for FIFA?

Has anyone consulted with Schumer on how his wagging finger is holding up!?

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We gotta get those numbers up

Hmmm seem to be missing 100 billion from the Treasury…

Tall and skinny, order Tall Small. Usually have to special order.

Tall and thick, for some reason, they call that Tall Queen…

Least what I noticed when my wife was shopping and she’s 5’11"

Deleting Elon Musk?

Privatizing schools? The Gates foundation is one of the largest contributor to public schools. My wife is an elementary teacher and they get a ton of donations for supplies to programs. I mean, theres no good billionaire but its nice that he developed a concious at some point.