I think a US government run by greedy Nazi billionaires, anti-science nutjobs and fronted by a wildly demented septagenarian narcissist is a bigger threat to public health…but what do I know I’m just a potato.

ADHD. Turns out I was self medicating this whole time.

Ummm… the Israeli plan is the forced relocation of Palestinians?

Their big plan to avoid war crimes is to commit a Crime Against Humanity instead.

Wut?

Well…a wrong is a negative thing. Two wrongs would be a double negative. A double negative is a positive and a positive thing is a right. Therefore two wrongs do in fact make a right. (Please note: I don't believe this and an just using words recreationally)