From a leaked 2016 recording while this righteous asshole was Speaker:
McCarthy: "There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump. Swear to God."
Ryan: "This is an off-the-record. No leaks, alright?"
McCarthy: "Alright."
Ryan: "This is how we know we’re a real family here."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/515f6f8a-3aff-11e7-8854-21f359183e8c_story.html
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Person: "Why should that make such a… difference?"
Bear: "Well, you see, you use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about… one."
Girl: "And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it."
Cat: "WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why."
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"Jamie/Rosemary and 'Lance' got heavy especially during the last several months"
the shade
Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was "you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall."
I'm aware that the english name was derived in the 18th century from The Cantus Region of Italian Cantalupo and generally assume it was traded into Europe from in the centuries prior, so I should be safe.
Ah, cantaloupe – the "packing peanuts" of any fruit salad
If you've been buying the tiny black round ones that come in a grinder, you may want to try the big red ones in the produce section
Yeah, like Kissin… whisper sounds oh wait never mind carry on
Yeah it's one of those weird situational things. He definitely deserves to be in prison, and hard to argue against the stabbability, but when you do one at the same time as the other it seems wrong somehow
Might need to add a few more points to the list if there's only one lug nut on that single right wheel
This. So often, folks feel too busy for even the easiest safety steps that keep everywait who are these people in my car it was empty a second ago
The Running Man theme intensifies
Invisibility. Ever been the only person in a friend group who owns a truck?
"Oh, I guess the family and I will need to book some expensive flight tickets… unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just give us a ride"
"Oh, I guess my administration will need to invest billions in foreign aid… unless PowerGloveSoBad wants to just carry all the boxes"
But that's so inefficient-- what if half weren't paying attention? Just pick one or two, and send a $12M escort with beer to "win them over." Easier, and the money goes to people that deserve it instead of ad agencies.
This recommendation gets passed around a lot online, but usually doesn't include the reason why it works so well. From a scientific standpoint, it's because cats movement works off of 5G, which is reflected by heavy gauge tinfoil when the shiny side is facing out. It's not surprising that sites mostly controlled by the government don't want that information distributed.
Some people will do anything for money