Can you remember a fuckup-free Nvidia launch?

Un-releases, melting connecters (part 1), cropped vram.

Geforces 1-3 We’re ok on launch from what I remember…

Dafuq

Counter point: KGB spies trained for the long con, having families, naturalising, bringing their kids into the system.

In most other things lineage like that doesn’t matter, you’re right. But this one time…

I think that’s used to imply it was a different day. They’re just getting back from a… different person’s sleep paralysis session?

I know! (Jumpin’ Jehosaphat!, I’m no boomer!) 🤭

ratios I need this and I’m an elder millenial

What seems to be your boggle?

They said I could be anything.

So I became the handiest of handjobs

Now imagine how it’ll feel in interviews

I thought those fucking cretins were supposed to be reducing government waste. How is forcing agencies to paint over murals with positive vibes and update their website to remove magic words a good use of their time and money?

because it’s not and never was about that and by the time everyone else realises it will be too late to stop it without great effort

Mine just sits there overnight, plugged in, connected, moisturised, worry free

Every day it fucks my login token. Takes a while to load, then shows me my DMs but with a little “login problem sign in again” at the top (WHILE LOOKING AT MY DMS)

So I click sign in in the toast. It takes forever. I’m now 1 minute late for standup.

I do not have to log in. I do not have to reauthenticate or MFA. I just click the button and it logs me in again.

WHICH IT COULD HAVE JUST DONE ON PAGE LOAD FOR FUCKS SAKE.

The behind the scenes logic must be atrocious.

Call it granite and somehow surprised it’s as thick as a box of rocks.

I will fall upon you like THE CRASHING OF A THOUSAND WAVES!

Spoiler but he’s a terminator

Every day it logs me out before standup and gets locked into a stupid “not loading” loop. I have to go to the login page, whereby it recognises my token and fucking logs me in. FUCK.

I read it a long time ago and enjoyed it. Read it again last year and was kind of disappointed. The ending is so incredibly blunt.

It’s a somewhat core element that was damped down by execs.

Originally “Switch” was a trans character who used the matrix control to transition. Finding and taking control of your own character.

Deploy the space Rooba!

They wish to literally embody the “all it takes for evil to prosper…” axiom