I don’t think 300 million would even be enough. They want to make an example of him.

I did read it, and my statement is still the same, a criminal broke laws. I didn’t say he did it after he was released.

Yes but there is someone from within the last 100 years that he reminds people of

It’s kinda fun time travelling back a hundred years. Oh wait. No, no it isn’t.

That’s crazy that a pardoned criminal broke the law. No one saw this coming.

Obviously death row inmates with neurolink chips being controlled by the teenage kids of of billionaires

He will sit in office smiling as society crumbles around him knowing his pockets are being filled for being the biggest troll of modern times. He will blame immigrants for any outbursts by people unable to and desperate to maintain their health. Then eventually probably make this reality show death race event that happens once a week. Instead of playing the lottery you enter this televised deathmatch, the winner walks away with 1 million dollars and a lifetime of irreversible trauma.

It looks like someone melted orange plastic on a dish sponge that was used to clean up a picnic table after a seafood boil

War? What is it good for?

There’s a reason why it’s common for people to occasionally want to camp out in the middle of nowhere with no technology for a bit. If I read about some horrible news like a grandma getting shot picking olives on her own land I try to follow it up with something more lighthearted such as kittens hugging puppies. Like eating pickled ginger as a pallette cleanser between sushi.

It can be beneficial for a lot of sports

If I go in for my booty fingering and the doc bends over and starts speaking to me through their lower intestines, I’m walking right back out…to tell the secretary I’d like to book a weekly ass blasting with this mutant

There is a theory that natural human psychology wasn’t made to handle all of the world’s atrocities. People experience a “bad news burnout” because some of us constantly feel disappointed in humans as a race by hearing/seeing sociopathic behavior on an international level every day.

There are a lot of people who take the approach of “If I make absolutely no sense until the other person gets frustrated, that means I win”.

Checkmate, you stupid round earth idiots

Alright, well, you should at least have a functional nub or two

Don’t be lazy. You can type with your toes.

If 2/3 of people seemingly understand the truth, how tf was he voted back in? Can they get rid of the outdated electoral college system yet?