Sold. I’ll check it out soon.

Yes. Yes, they are.

I thought he was to people as people are to ants.

I think something crazy would have to happen for that to be a possibility. Like, the US President would have to be taking orders from Russia or worse.

Well, they had a good run at 36 seasons anyway.

Thank you so much for sharing. That was the most “beans in a cup” video I’ve ever seen.

A bomb squad goes to diffuse it, but a cat just jumps out of the box.

Terrorist: “Wait, then what did I do with the-”

Order from BDS? Are you crazy? It would take forever and probably not make it in one piece. You should try Bombing Express. They have next day air.

Gimme your address so I can send you a bomb detector.

Aww, man! Cthulhu’s turning fascist too?

He tells it like it is except when he doesn’t or it isn’t, sometimes all at once. Depends on what I need to believe.

Is “.fart” valid?

https://youtu.be/NWIlScfHwOU

You’re correct, of course, but this is funnier. Also, please don’t shame. If I want to watch videos of people putting ketchup on steak, that’s my business.

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Such a perfectly apt metaphor. Thank you.

I wonder if there’s any experimentation on how many different kinds of containers beans can go into.

I haven’t heard that one.

Also, if people regularly see you eating pocket spaghetti, they’ll never expect pocket sand!

I’m sorry. I meant to say they’re streets ahead.