

“All federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week,” Musk posted on X. “Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.”
Well that sure sounds super fucking illegal!
“All federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week,” Musk posted on X. “Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.”
Well that sure sounds super fucking illegal!
Well, that was an utterly terrifying read
I’ll take the over on that bet
Well. A lot of us are irredeamable idiots.
But they said!!!
Based on initial feedback, we know the importance of speaking to live customer service agents in a timely fashion is paramount.
Based on initial feedback?! We’ve know this shit for 40 years or more, numbnuts. These executives should not be allowed to work at the businesses factory ever again.
They probably brick your printer if you ask to speak to a live human on the phone
We DO have the spear of Longinus available, right? RIGHT?
Well if we stop gathering data, the problem goes away, obviously
Username checks out
There’s just no way we could have predicted they would do the things they said they were going to do
/s
Do we have a right to bear Predator drones?
This was a 1993 Altima. I’m sure they are a very different beast now.
As an American, I concur
And unfortunately, us normies don’t have a prayer against a modern military intent on enforcing fascism.
We don’t even want to be part of our own country
It’s a step in the right direction. Don’t let perfect get in the way of good.
My first car was a Nissan. This is depressing.
It’s Calvinball, government edition!