Hell, I was looking at the spam filter on Messages and accidentally opened one. It was sent as an RCS message and I was worried I'd be flagged and spammed more because of the Read receipt.

Lint balls and Vaseline. You can start a campfire anywhere with that.

MSN chatrooms for me! Harry Potter roleplay sounded like a good time for <10-year-old me. Dobby got a little more than just a sock that day…

She’s a capybara in fancy clothes.