Can we just ungroup the damned Taskbar already? I don’t understand why they are being so stubborn on this.

I wish there was a filter to block any post with this asshat’s name in it.

McCarthy: “I do not make this decision lightly. And regardless of your party, or who you voted for, these facts should concern all Americans,” McCarthy said Tuesday.

Everyone: What facts?

McCarthy: “We will reveal those next week. Maybe in a couple of weeks. But they exist, believe me.”

He should have gone into politics instead of acting. Then the case would have been dropped.

Right. And since he was heading north but drifting south the effort failed. Were you schooled in Florida?

Woosh.

Maybe /s does need to be implemented here after all.

“Listen, I need you to find me 151 Witnesses - just enough for me to win…”

I’m sure the cops will harass them anyway.

Has he been promoted yet?

“Yevgeny, It’s Vladimir! Hey, no hard feelings buddy! Why don’t you fly on over so we can put all of this behind us?”

It’s better than two in the bush.

He wants it moved to Federal Court to increase his chance of eventual pardon. Fuck off, traitor.

No, no, NO! It’s the drag people at the libraries that do this!

Pro-America is a nice goal. But if one of the two political parties in this country is:

Anti Voting Rights

Anti Education

Anti Environment

Anti Library

Anti Women’s Rights

Anti Freedom of Religion (except for, y’know, that one)

Anti Veteran

Anti Doing Anything About Gun Violence

Anti Healthcare

Anti Tax Reform

Anti Goddamned Peaceful Transfer Of Power After An Election

Then you’ll have to excuse me if I don’t buy the ‘both sides are the same’ bullshit.

It’s like taking a phone away from a child as punishment, but the kid throws a screaming tantrum so you give it back to them.

Moderator: What is your stance on Voting Rights and Democracy?

Any Candidate: The real question the American People are concerned about is the woke gays grooming our children. I for one am against it! Next subject, please.

It has been established that he is an idiot, but when will he be punished as one of the main cheerleaders of the J6 coup attempt?

Rhetorical question.

So another $200k deducted from his re-election donations then.

So a convicted felon can lose their right to vote, but they can still be President. Gottit.

So the Special Lunar Operation didn’t go as planned? I thought they said it would only take three days…