Luigi: Paladin

Chelsea: Mage

Jesse Welles: Bard

Who’s gonna stop him from running for or taking office for a third time? The Democrats? Are they gonna write a strongly worded letter? The Supreme Court? Do they have anyone with guns who will listen to them?

Reality Winner would be there but she’s serving her time like a real one.

Fuck Sabu.

MFer making loafers look fly as hell

They make mini PCs with five Ethernet ports that are perfect for this sort of thing.

Allow me to translate from Chav: The Register first reported on this which created the feedback.

It was designed to get you ready for K rations in a nuclear hellscape

ETA: After thinking about it, it does resemble a lot of the meals fed to GIs - canned stuff, weird ingredients, lots of processed foods. I bet that had an influence on this sort of thing.

Philadelphian

Dude’s actually from York county and I’ve lived in this state long enough to know not to trust people from there.

Even there the signs must be read and obeyed. Imaginary lines in the dirt that I must be aware of.

And they make me wear clothes.

Decentralized boredom at its finest

I feel seen.

I want to touch dirt. I want mud squishing between my toes and the cool wind whipping over my naked body. I want to feast on wild edibles while I gaze at a sky so full of stars it hurts to look at them. I want my neighbors to have paws and fur and feathers and scales. I want any signs I see to be curiosities or raw materials and to divorce myself from the human concept of time. I want to not see another person for months, and even then they are on a distant hilltop and quickly flee.

I got engaged to an amazing, clever, beautiful, caring, and supportive person and I’m so excited about it.

Totally! And trains are so much more comfortable and I don’t have to let them take my nudes before I get on.

As much as I actually like driving if I’m going to a city with good transit I vastly prefer the train. Plus the stations are usually right downtown.

I agree those are much better than parks

Even if there were 10x the number of accidents flying would still be one of the safest ways to travel.

But I’d still avoid it because of the ergonomics and customer service.

What a stupid world

I’d haunt a data center and randomly flip bits unless they do some kind of weird ceremony at shift changes

Plus they’re not wild at all. It’s still a lot of pavement-touching. Especially when there’s signs telling you not to walk on the grass.

Okay, then they’re either an idiot or a nazi or both. Still makes me want to avoid them.

45% is still too high for me to trust Americans.

Everyone I talk to has about even odds of being a nazi