Guy needs to be put in a rocket and shipped to Mars so we dont have to listen to his manic rantings.

Instead of Mars how about straight into the void of space?

So a Conservative DEI hire?

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Don’t you hate it when you accidentally do the Nazi salute when you’re a nazi?

Tory voters “Yes.”

Why not both?

Pepperidge Farms remembers when Conservatives complained about tech have a left leaning bias.

Was that a confession like all accusations?

We need a sky god to start making our annual billionaire sacrifice too.

Zero.

I call it Secret Hitler.

The lettuce keeps going up in value compared to Truss and the Conservative Party.

I’ve used so many tissues my trash bin is looking like I’m a teenager who just discovered pornhub.

Such a vivid description that I can see that trash can in my mind with the towering amount of tissues.

I like the milk man to deliver my milk in the morning or when I’m yawning.

Good news everyone!

Musky’s audit has shown the billionaires are actually owed money from the government. Thankfully, those professionally weekend trained auditors confirmed that the working class owes billions in taxes.

The working class has two options: come with the money or be sent to a work camp to pay off the ever increasing tax debt.

Good thing we got Trumpy and Worm Brains in charge of everything.

We have to protect the poor fragile moderates!

Let’s aim for the stars. We’ll miss the starts however they can all enjoy the richness of the vast void before succumbing to petty reasons.

Well, look at that. Musky’s lil coup department just found fraud at the Inspector General’s office.

Measles to the left me, bird flu to the right me, stuck in the middle of both of them.

Remember, it’s our porn, Comrade.