oral traditions.

Hehehe

You drink alcohol EVERY YEAR?! Wow, look at this boozehound over here.

🎼🎶"Snack my peach up"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=85944g6Gnsw

They miss the USA from before the 60s. The 1860s.

Sane people are no fun.

And getting to eat a peach several times a week.

Maybe it has a weevil in its underpants.

Be a dear, Grant him a favor, luv.

But being inside women does.

Well then your Superior Officer should send you away from the frontlines for some R&R.

My monitors are old, and I don’t care

Sung to the tune of Jimmy crack corn.

Come on, guys. You have drug cartels. Surely they have a guy named Luigi. Doesn’t Trump want to declare war on Mexico or some insane shit like that?

A lot of girls prefer the smaller ones cause they’re flavourful, and exotic …

Stop doing it. NEXT!

Disneyland.

OMG, we have to see pics of this cute criminal!

Eat pant, lactophobes!

But if you piss on it it will just disintegrate.

Interesting. I didn’t know that’s what that breed of dog is for.