“President of the United States acknowledges reality!” I hate that this is headline news in 2025.

Now I’m picturing Captain Planet stepping around a corner and having his flesh melt off and his bones dissolve.

Agreed! Ukraine should keep all that Russian land they conquered.

Straight from High School senior to Senior advisor in the State Department.

I dunno, he seems to know how to do drugs fairly well.

He’s like the worlds weakest bully. “How dare you say that to me!? Somebody punch this guy for me.”

I always find the conservative “How dare you tell people what I said” outrage amusing.

Well, for starters the billboard is only about 15’ tall and goes over the road. That’s not normal. Everything has a odd inconsistent blurry look to it and all of the smaller text is distorted and illegible.

Finally, the details on… well everything are wrong. Why does the white truck in the foreground have one giant door with a handle in the middle and a second handle on the truckbed? What is the traffic flow in this image? How many lanes does the road have? Why are all the lamps on the top of the billboard pointed so weirdly? What sort of neighborhood is this in?

AI slop.

The best take I’ve seen on this:

I mean it’s possible.

Both Trump and Musk are the kind of rich assholes who are your “best friend” until they notice that a knife would fit very conveniently in your back. A pants shitting grifter and dot com bubble roulette winner, I can’t picture this odd couple having any love lost between them.

Man what a responsible individual. E-bike rentals, mass transit, killing parasitic CEO’s, this guy seems to be fairly eco-friendly.

Ha, eat that China! Now you need to pay millions to American oligarchs for all our user data!

USA!

Kinda ironic he didn’t have time to shoot “delay” when you think about it.

The fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson has drawn attention due to the phrase “deny, defend, depose” reportedly written on the shooter’s ammunition, echoing criticism of insurer practices like “delay, deny, defend.”

I’m guessing he didn’t consider the LIFO nature of a clip when loading, and “depose” is his answer to “delay, deny, defend”. So he put depose, defend, and deny into the CEO in that order

Addressed to an unnamed applicant—following “a careful review of the claim submitted for emergency services on December 4, 2024″—it informs them they are being rejected for coverage because “you failed to obtain prior authorization before seeking care for the gunshot wound to your chest.” “If you would like to appeal the fatal gunshot, please call 1-800-555-1234 with case # 123456789P to initiate a peer to peer within 48 hours of the fatal gun shot,” wrote one user.

Does this sound LLM generated to anyone else? I mean I’ve seen other LLM generated articles summarizing top Reddit posts, and this reads a lot like that.

It’s nice that whomever did this didn’t take their grudge out on a bunch of powerless workers. So often you see someone with a grudge against… whatever end up shooting a bunch of minimum wage employees who had no hand in their misfortune.

Yeah, right wing crazy seems to be the United States number one export.

It’d be very easy to take some LLM text about some product, run it through a text to speech converter then quietly expose the phone to it (like put a earbud up to the mic). This way you could easily create a blind or a double blind test, you don’t know what product that this set up has been rambling about into the phone for the past twelve hours and you have to pick it out from the ads you’re served.

Searching the internet for information about… well anything has become infuriating. I’m glad that most search engines have a time range setting.