Better winterize it first

You think that’s gonna stop Musk?

No, you may not borrow my time machine

Is your sister trying to tell you something?

Just looking at that is making my mouth dry.

Pretending that it’s less broken than it is isn’t more constructive.

Best time to buy was five years ago

You severely underestimate my will to hide.

What makes you think it ever did?

If only there were some way to “redeam” yourself.

Hell, that can be achieved with a mere $5 MM

Wait, who’s the second president? Musk and … ?

Decades late to the party, pal

I thought we were already well past that point.

Shut the fuck up, Tim Noel.

By that logic, it would impossible to report on literally anything.

$100/person implies over $30 BN. DOGE has “saved” what, $10 MM overall so far?

Will nobody rid us of this turbulent golfer?

It certainly hasn’t been the best for Americans for a long time.

An “ally” that acts like the US is no ally.

He never switched sides, dipshit.