About 3 years ago, I was looking for emeralds at a closed emerald mine when I had the brilliant idea of hitting a random rock with my pickaxe. Turns out the rock was harder than the pickaxe, so a piece of the metal broke off and flew into my finger. I was 10s of hours away from any hospitals, and the metal curved around the bone of my finger, so I had to take my dad’s camping knife and cut the thing out. This was at a camping spot, so I had running water, but it wasn’t easy.

Aren’t pretty much all storefronts searchable, or is it a Europe thing?

I shop primarily local and find stores with ddg/Google/Google maps. I live in a country where Amazon doesn’t exist, and shipping takes at least 3-7 days, so I’ve always bought stuff from local stores. Of course not everything is sold in a physical store, for which you’ll probably have to use ebay.

Go local.

Oh Hi!

I love how it has taken this long for media to cover this issue. I thought this was common knowledge for about a decade

Wait you have traffic lights on your roundabouts?

🎶takin a dump on the company dime🎶

Oh I’ve seen these boxes at a store near me. I’m surprised the joke took so long to spread to lemmy

I mustache you a question. Can eyebrows your computer?

Where Saddam?

Cool sticker on your cybertruck!

Mugpost

I’m at a :.|:; for words

Uber for the rich™

I doubt that’ll work as “only poor people work as Uber drivers”, but we might solve that issue if there is no driver in the first place.

We’ve gone full circle again

I’m at a :.|:; for words

“hi I’ve been trying to contact you about your ring doorbell’s extended warranty”

“what is love?” (baby don’t hurt me)

What? But the factory must grow