I saw a racoon mimic a human’s voice to distract someone to go outside while the racoon snuck in and grabbed all the timbits

We need more vespene gas

Yes

I gotta get in on this hacking gig. Anyone know if any hacker groups are hiring?

/s for CSIS

He looks like he’s taking a shit

Forced to use the command line like you’re programming for ZX Spectrum in 1982

The android app want to quit when you hit the back button and it drives my nuts

Sword of Damocles? More like the sword of Microsoft can go fuck itself!

Maybe Independence was a bad idea

Spicy chips?

It’d be easier if business owners across all industries didn’t collude to end a practice that had been cheaper and more efficient for both employer and employee simply because they couldn’t dare allow the worker to get better working conditions without having to fight tooth and nail for it

Or maybe work from home and not have to waste money and time on a bullshit commute

Fuckin’ right!!!

Beats me, I haven’t used one in ages

Sounds like your job is done!

Weren’t these assholes just gung-ho about forcing their shitty “AI” chatbots on us like ten minutes ago? Microsoft can go fuck itself right in the gates.

Remember HoverRace?

As all things should be

I don’t think it would kill everyone on the way down, I’m sure a large percentage of innocent gawkers would end up getting tsunami down their own throats until secondary tsunamis, (“two-namis”) eject across the entire shire

Oblivion for reals yo