Unix time is 32bit seconds, not milliseconds

Its a simple matter to define noon as whatever utc time you want for wherever you are

2 more bits could have kept us in the same epoch pretty much forever. What were they thinking??

Momentum

You “can” do anything at any time. Consequences still exist tho, especially if you arent a member of the correct group.

Except the bond yields also tank because everyone can see that we’re maxing out the credit cards

Oh no! Anyway…

Don’t make me personally listen to the fucking speech

Has DOGE placed an RFQ for 10,000 woodchippers?

Out of the couch

ftfy

Thanks Obama

(Deathpanels?)

I’m not missing you at all!

Maybe if ticketmaster was doing it it would be cool. This is about individuals making profit, which is bad apparently.

Just put in your credit card for the 7 day trial! Totally easy to cancel, pinky promise

That bitch has genuine authority tho

The long dark shadow of old crooked Joe

Might as well be written on toilet paper

Yea right, not when the cheeto in chief orders it put into service immediately