21st century problems:

Man, you just convinced me to turn homosexual

because he was so popular people always assumed he was busy and didn’t call him.

That’s so amusing

It is always jeans season on Lemmy

We’ve already been through this

I start to feel as if I was on the verge of having a panic attack

Methylphenedate felt weird and unpleasant the first few times for me too. But once my body got used to it, it essentially just had the ADHD quelling effects of a strong coffee, but better and broader. (When I took a bit too much I also felt like ODing on caffeine). IMO I’d give it a few more tries, although obv I don’t know how bad the first try felt for you.

Just wait till they get Lemmy on their iPads

Man that really is just sisiphys for toddlers.

Yes, but in a different way. https://lemmy.ml/comment/16845618

https://lemmy.ml/comment/16845618

Think about how you know that this picture is fake. The only thing you are now going off of are prior beliefs. Now suppose your prior beliefs were messed up. Nothing would correct you from living in that AI-generated reality.

Putin’s permanent swallowed smile is super accurate

Surrey is as British as it gets!

Some German words are self-aware

Bruh why does it feel more natural in German.

Imo post/comment scores should be hidden too. I’ve turned them off in my app and it makes for much calmer browsing

He did have you super early imo

Wait, does it explicitly write that somewhere?

So was Harry?

Finally, a language where CamelCase feels natural